More Smoker Teeth News!!

If you don't see the pictures below, you're not seeing the whole thing.

I sent a letter to Proctor and Gamble regarding my original smoker teeth situation. I got an e-mail back explaining that you people prone to tartar may experience stains. To address this situation, she sent coupons to the address I submitted. Here's the letter:

Yes. I get Ms. Cambre allll the time. Here are the coupons:

DID YOU REALLY SEND ME A FREE COUPON FOR MORE PRO-HEALTH RINSE?