Miss Teen South Carolina USA!

Before you read this, watch this one time:


Now, for the actual transcript of what she said, thanks to yours truly:

"I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps annnd, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that theeey shooould, our education over here, in the US, should help the US, er uh should help South Africa and should help the Iraq *buzzer* and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future *mic pulled away* for our children."

I haven't laughed this hard in a while.